1. 10-Sep-2011 13:26:00 by The Armoured Gideon

At last an electronic edifice befitting the broth of a boy! Your earlier work - atavistic fury - has given way to shrewdness of eye and deftness of mark. This construction has an icy and gnomic beauty of a kind not seen since Wittgenstein's Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, and will surely be a clarion call for all and sundry to assist in a re-ordering of this sickly society. I particularly admire the typeface with its redolences of stale tennents and 70s hairstyles. I speak for us all when I salute your sang-froid and announce this as a new golden age in handloom weaving. Please find enclosed a sample of Glostora! the gentleman's pomade. May your hairs long retain the lustre characteristic of the new scottish gentry.